I had an odd dream last night.
I was rounded up with a lot of other people and put in a limo. The driver and his bodyguard were in the front, me and someone else were in the back, and everyone else was crammed in the middle. The other guy and I made a joke about it, the driver and bodyguard didn't care.
We were being driven to some sort of camp. It was a cross between the introductions to Half Life 2 and Far Cry 2, with a bit of that coup scene in Call of Duty 4 thrown in there.
The limo was soon driving on a track and before I knew it, we were on a subway train. We passed structures that the other captives before us had built. Satellites, jets, military sort of things. All made out of wood and all fully functional.
When we got off of the train, we saw where we would be working for the rest of our lives. It was some sort of canyon thing, with a trench (Call of Duty 5 style) sort of zig-zagging to the larger area. There was a small hill, and beyond it a hangar to the left and the rest of the canyon going on around the corner. It was raining, there was a lot of green with some brown and bits of gray. Like some place you'd find in Mercenaries and/or Uncharted.
There was a place at the very edge of the cliff above the canyon, some wood supporting it, that I hung out around with some friends. Nearby was the head honcho's second-in-command. He overlooked everything to make sure nobody tried anything funny. If he got any evidence of something, he would bring it to his... master and then we'd all be screwed. Looked almost exactly like Cole McGrath from Infamous.
So, my friend gave me this secret weapon at the location I told you about. A few feet away from that co-pilot sort of dude. The weapon looked like Rorschach(from Watchmen)'s grappling gun. I dropped the gun, and that #2 guy took the yellow part that looked like the tank on a water gun. A short chase ensued, and ended when I flying kicked the assistant in the back and made him drop the object. I gave him a warning and returned back to my... house?
A few chases later, everything was safe at the moment, so I opened up my PS3's dashboard sort of thing, and checked the game's trophies. I noticed a bunch of names of people that were probably supposed to be my friends. I checked my objectives, there were a bunch of ribbons and such for me to earn, and sure enough, the names in the trophy descriptions were in my objectives list. Told me everything I needed to do in this area.
So, I talked to the first friend, and it was obvious that we were going to plan an escape. Suddenly, that second-in-command S.O.B. stole the whole weapon. Made off out of the camp really quickly. Outraged, I had to chase the guy. Besides, if I didn't get that gun back, everyone at the camp would be screwed.
I found myself in a black car, driving like it was a chase in Grand Theft Auto IV. Before I knew it, my car was flying in the air like I had just done the swingset glitch. I was flying past some orange place that looked something like that orange city in Burnout Revenge, the planet Mars, something from one of the levels in GRAW 2, and something from Mercenaries combined. I was flying past some sort of short office building (like the one at the end of GRAW 2's co-op campaign). I noticed by car was on fire, and I thought/said to myself "aw s---, it's gonna blow. I better get out of here." I got out as the car was flying through the air, and as I was heading towards the rock-solid hill, the car blew up behind me, out of the camera's view. I only heard the sound. I watched as Niko Bellic bounced around almost endlessly (Euphoria engine is crazy).
Soon enough I was in the middle of a street (the place looked like Infamous' Empire City and that orange place in Burnout Paradise, combined). My health continued whittling down each time Niko hit the ground Eventually, I stopped losing health as Niko continued rolling. Finally, he stopped, and got back up. He (me, actually, just watching myself in third person with a HUD at the edges of my vision) was turned into a Cole McGrath look-alike. I got onto a rail of the train tracks above me and starting grinding for my life.
About a second later, some sort of cutscene triggered itself or something, because I was now in some sort of park by the side of the road. It went towards the ocean, extending infinitely into the distance. The sort of park/boardwalk/pier thing had some sort of metal structure in the background near the end of it, which I assume is where this overlord sort of dude was residing. My friend was next to me (I have no idea where the hell he came from), and then I gained control again. I kicked the #2 guy in the back once again after a quick brawl, and I had the pieces of the gun back. I gave them to my friend, who somehow had the entire gun now, and just needed to put the missing pieces (that I had just gotten back) together onto the gun.
The #2 guy (who still looks like Cole McGrath, even though I look like Cole McGrath) looked back at me in defeat, didn't say a word but didn't show any shame either. He sat down on the back of a bench, legs crossed, like he was meditating or something. As my friend and I started to walk away, I decided to try and beat the #2 guy once and for all. Finally in a first person view, I picked up speed and did a running kick. I went too fast and jumped too high, because I flew right over the #2 guy. The guy just looked at me, no emotion change whatsoever, and I walked away.
And then I woke up. The End.